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| Oh relax, if we don't cause too much trouble we get to come back as LCD monitors!
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That's right, 10 terabytes of SAS Storage, four 3.0Ghz Quad Core Processors, 64GB of RAM, AND a front panel key! Step up to the keyboard and feel the power BAY-BEE! | | | |
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| Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war....CAPS LOCK IS ENGAGED! | | |
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had a programming deadline and couldn't go to MacWorld. Steve Jobs says hi, by the way. |
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| Foo Camp? More like I wasn't invited and spent the weekend crying camp. | | |
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| I'm not locked in here with you, you're all locked in here with me! | | |
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| Sorry your office blocked Facebook. | | |
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| I wouldn't want to be a part of any unconference that would have me as a presenter. | | |
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| Resist the urge to get a sofa bed in your office. Just go home for once. | | |
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